As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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