Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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