sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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