I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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