This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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