i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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