MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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