doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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