You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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