You're so nebulous sometimes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
