Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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