Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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