I'm drive I can fine osifer
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
