I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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