check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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