at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
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fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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