Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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