no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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