this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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