do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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