So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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