Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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