Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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