Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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