So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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