Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
im on a boat
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