I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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