I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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