hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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