**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am in a vortex of obligation.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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