we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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