Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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