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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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