so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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