you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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