I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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