Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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