Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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