Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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