3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Yo dont text me then not text me
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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