angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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