so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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