Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
time to smoke my breakfast
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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