I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Duck Duck Cougar?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Another day, another engagement, another cat
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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