did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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