and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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