at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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