Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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