Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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