fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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