I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I will pee on everything he values.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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