She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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