you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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