Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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